Gatiep ties his dog under a tree and enters a bar.

Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the bar and asked," Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?

Gatiep said it was his.

"Your dog seems to be in heat" the officer said.

Gatiep replied, "No way... She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree."

The policeman said, "No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred."

"No way," said Gatiep. "That dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry
'cause I fed her this morning'."

The exasperated policeman said, "NO! You don't understand; your dog wants to have sex!"

Gatiep looked at the cop and said, "Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.