Koos went hunting one day and shot two Springbok. He loaded them onto

the back of his bakkie and was driving home when stopped by a Fauna and

Flora warden who did not like hunters.
 
The warden ordered Koos to show him his hunting licence, which was duly

produced. Then the warden lifted the covers off the bakkie and stuck his nose

into one of the bucks' anus.
 
"Haai kona this is not a local Springbok. It's from the Free State and you need a

Free State licence to kill it. Do you have one?"
 
Koos opened the cubby and produced one.
 
Not happy the warden sniffed the anus of the other animal and gleefully shouted:

"This one is from Lesotho. Do you have a Lesotho licence?"
 
Koos went back to his cubby and produced a Lesotho licence.
 
The warden was very agitated and shouted: "Where the hell do you come from?"
 
Koos smiled, turned around, dropped his pants to his ankles, bent forward and said:
 
"Ruik self jou moer .......jy's mos die expert!"